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A simple question, really. And yet somehow, the hardest one to get a straight answer to.
This mug is for that special someone in your life — the one you're pretty sure is great, if only they'd let you find out. Whether it's a nudge, a hint, or a full ceramic intervention, this is the mug that asks the question so you don't have to.
Give it to the emotionally ambiguous person you fancy. Give it to yourself as a reminder of your very reasonable standards. Either way, you only need one of these. Probably.
Hot take: people who use this mug tend to be very emotionally available. Just saying.
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We make mugs so good it's almost offensive
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Unlike your last relationship
Warning: may cause awkward silences