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I Don't Have Sleep Apnea
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I Don't Have Sleep Apnea
£21.99
You don't have sleep apnea. You've just been thoroughly assessed by yourself, at 2am, based on nothing, and the results were inconclusive.
Sure, your partner sleeps in the spare room. Sure, the neighbours have complained. Sure, you've woken yourself up on more than one occasion. But the NHS waiting list is long and denial is free.
This mug is for the blissfully unaware. The loud sleepers. The ones who are fine, actually.
- 11oz ceramic mug
- Dishwasher safe (quieter than you are at night)
- Perfect gift for the snorer who refuses to acknowledge it
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
Not Safe For Work
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Built to Last
Unlike your last relationship
Conversation Starter
Warning: may cause awkward silences