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We make mugs so good it's almost offensive

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It's your side. Obviously it's your side. The cold side of the pillow, the exact right distance from the edge, the spot that somehow always smells like them even when they're not there.
Romantic? Deeply. Slightly unhinged? Also yes. That's just love, isn't it.
This mug is for the person who's claimed a specific territory in your heart — and your mattress. Give it to them on a Sunday morning with a brew, no explanation required.
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
We make mugs so good it's almost offensive
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Unlike your last relationship
Warning: may cause awkward silences