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You Absolute Plonker Mug
£17.99
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You Absolute Plonker Mug
£17.99
For that special someone who excels at charmingly daft moments, this 'You Absolute Plonker' mug delivers a cheeky nudge with every sip. Perfect for mates who appreciate a bit of banter, it’s the ideal way to say you mean it with a smile.
Made from durable 11oz ceramic, this mug is perfect for morning brews or afternoon pick-me-ups. Whether it’s a birthday, a 'just because', or a cheeky gift for the office joker, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
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Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
Not Safe For Work
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Built to Last
Unlike your last relationship
Conversation Starter
Warning: may cause awkward silences