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I don't hope and pray, I smoke a J
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I don't hope and pray, I smoke a J
£17.99
Prayer is one approach. Manifestation journals are another. But some people have a more straightforward relationship with the universe — and that's between them and their own two hands.
No waiting. No hoping. No vision boards. Just a different kind of ritual, a different kind of peace, and a very relaxed afternoon.
This mug is for the person who's found their own way to deal with things. Laid back, unbothered, and absolutely not taking your unsolicited opinions on the matter.
- 11oz ceramic mug
- Dishwasher safe
- Perfect for the one who goes about things their own way
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
Not Safe For Work
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Built to Last
Unlike your last relationship
Conversation Starter
Warning: may cause awkward silences