I don’t like espressos. mug – image 1

I don't like espressos

£17.99
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I don’t like espressos. mug – image 1

Spicy Mugs · Premium bad taste

I don't like espressos

£17.99

Tiny cup. Massive ego. An aggressive amount of intensity for something that's over in two sips and costs four quid.

Some people don't want a coffee experience. They want a coffee. A big one. In a proper mug. That they can hold with both hands while they decide how they feel about the day.

Espresso is not that. Espresso is a shot of existential dread in a thimble. And this mug — this beautiful, sensibly sized mug — is a statement against it.

  • 11oz ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Perfect for the person with strong opinions about beverages and portion sizes
  • 11oz Ceramic
  • UK Production
  • UK Delivery
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Premium as F**k

We make mugs so good it's almost offensive

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Not Safe For Work

Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements

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Built to Last

Unlike your last relationship

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Conversation Starter

Warning: may cause awkward silences

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