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I've lost the f'ing plot
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Spicy Mugs · Premium bad taste
I've lost the f'ing plot
£17.99
It's gone. Completely gone. The thread, the plan, the general sense of what's happening and why — all of it, vanished. At some point between Monday morning and right now, the plot left the building and did not leave a forwarding address.
This isn't a breakdown. It's more of a soft launch into absolute chaos. Everything is technically still functioning but nobody, least of all you, is entirely sure how.
This mug is for anyone who's holding it together on the outside while the inside is just static. A hot brew and a bit of honesty. That's all any of us have got.
- 11oz ceramic mug
- Dishwasher safe
- Perfect for anyone who's winging it and everyone can tell
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