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It's gone. Completely gone. The thread, the plan, the general sense of what's happening and why — all of it, vanished. At some point between Monday morning and right now, the plot left the building and did not leave a forwarding address.
This isn't a breakdown. It's more of a soft launch into absolute chaos. Everything is technically still functioning but nobody, least of all you, is entirely sure how.
This mug is for anyone who's holding it together on the outside while the inside is just static. A hot brew and a bit of honesty. That's all any of us have got.
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
We make mugs so good it's almost offensive
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Unlike your last relationship
Warning: may cause awkward silences