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Is there vodka in this
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Spicy Mugs · Premium bad taste
Is there vodka in this
£17.99
Every single time. Without fail. You pick it up, you give it a hopeful little swirl, and somewhere in the back of your mind — the thought.
Is there vodka in this?
There isn't. There never is. And yet the optimism endures, brew after brew, day after day. That's not delusion — that's character.
This mug is for the eternal optimist with a slightly chaotic relationship with sobriety. A brilliant gift for the one who makes any gathering 30% more interesting just by being there.
- 11oz ceramic mug
- Dishwasher safe
- Perfect for the hopeful, the thirsty, and the magnificently delusional
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
Not Safe For Work
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Built to Last
Unlike your last relationship
Conversation Starter
Warning: may cause awkward silences