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It started with one dodgy move. Maybe it was a bad lift. Maybe it was sleeping funny. Maybe it was just Tuesday in 2002. Whatever it was — it never really left.
This mug is for the back pain veterans. The ones who can predict the weather better than the Met Office. The ones who make a noise getting off the sofa that absolutely no one asked for. The ones who've tried the exercises, the stretches, the special pillow, the physio — and are now just on first-name terms with the pain.
You're not alone. We see you. We are you. This one's for us.
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
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Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
We make mugs so good it's almost offensive
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Unlike your last relationship
Warning: may cause awkward silences