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They didn't have to. And honestly, given their track record, you're impressed they remembered. But here it is — an actual gift, selected, purchased, and handed over with what almost looked like effort.
Is it a mug that describes them perfectly? Yes. Did they buy it without reading it properly? Almost certainly. Does it matter? Not even slightly — because it's the thought that counts, and this one counts for a lot.
This mug is for every parent who's raised a lovable nightmare and ended up with a brilliant story to tell.
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
We make mugs so good it's almost offensive
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Unlike your last relationship
Warning: may cause awkward silences