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We make mugs so good it's almost offensive

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It's been a while. You know it's been a while. The mirror knows. The people around you know. And now, every morning, this mug knows — and it's going to tell you about it.
Not with judgement. With love. The kind of love that buys someone a mug with a reminder on it because they've asked nicely twice and this is the next logical step.
A practical gift. A pointed gift. A gift that sits on the kitchen shelf and maintains eye contact every single morning until the message gets through.
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
We make mugs so good it's almost offensive
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Unlike your last relationship
Warning: may cause awkward silences