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We make mugs so good it's almost offensive

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You know one. Or you are one. Either way, no judgement — the world is a better place for having them in it.
The silly goose isn't trying to cause chaos. They don't plan it. It just follows them around like a shadow, honking. They're the one who says the wrong thing at exactly the right moment, takes a wrong turn into something brilliant, and somehow makes everything funnier just by existing.
This mug is a tribute. Wear the title with pride. Honk accordingly.
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are the highest quality.
We make mugs so good it's almost offensive
Perfect for passive-aggressive desk statements
Unlike your last relationship
Warning: may cause awkward silences